16 posts tagged “funny”
[12:21] whatisthegfor: oh my... http://perezhilton.com/2008-02-24-it-never-gets-old
[12:21] back FLOP: raaar
[12:22] whatisthegfor: yep, that's what wolverine says
[12:27] back FLOP: that's what i say
[12:27] back FLOP: !
[12:29] whatisthegfor: hehe
[12:29] whatisthegfor: I say the same
[12:29] back FLOP: who is perez hilton anyway
[12:29] whatisthegfor: a flamboyant homo with a penchant for gossip?
[12:29] back FLOP: ah
[12:34] whatisthegfor: man, he's a veiny one isn't he?
[12:34] whatisthegfor: that's kind of gross
[12:34] back FLOP: LOL
[12:35] back FLOP: it doesn't bother me THAT much
[12:35] back FLOP: there's enough good stuff goin on
[12:35] whatisthegfor: lol
[12:35] back FLOP: lol
[12:36] back FLOP: he's kind of at the edge of that gross 'can't put my arms down because of my lats' thing
[12:37] back FLOP: but maybe just because he's walking
[12:37] back FLOP: hehe
[12:37] back FLOP: ugh why am i complaining 
[12:38] whatisthegfor: hahaha
[12:38] back FLOP: i'm gonna grab some lunch mista
[12:38] back FLOP: makin me hungry
[12:38] back FLOP: lol
[12:40] whatisthegfor: uh huh
[12:40] whatisthegfor: having a hot dog?
[12:40] whatisthegfor: some sweet sausage?
[12:40] back FLOP: i dunno
[12:40] back FLOP: anything meat
[12:40] back FLOP: lol
[12:40] back FLOP: back in a beat
[12:40] back FLOP: bit
[12:40] back FLOP: ...wtf
[12:40] whatisthegfor: beat, eh?
[12:40] whatisthegfor: lol
[12:40] back FLOP: LOL
[12:41] back FLOP: UGH
[12:41] whatisthegfor: freudian slip much?
[12:41] back FLOP: tim!
[12:41] back FLOP: no!
[12:41] back FLOP: bye!
[12:41] back FLOP: lol
[12:41] whatisthegfor: lol
I love Olivia Munn. In a "she should be my best friend and hang with me" way. Not "want to make sweet, sweet love" kind of way. That's saved for her co-host, Mr. Kevin Pereira.
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.
'That''s cool.' says Bobby.
Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?'
'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue''s father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'
Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.
"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.
"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.
"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."
Books: Show us a great beach read.
As long as you don't mind people staring at you as you laugh out loud, I'd suggest this.
Chelsea Handler is probably the funniest woman I've ever come across. The book is all about her history with men, alcohol and pushy friends. The story that opens the book is priceless, as a little girl her older sister dared her to take a picture of her parents while they were having sex. What she describes will have your jaw on the floor.
Yes, I'm late. I know. But I had a rather busy weekend and didn't have time to get to this on Friday. Sue me.
1/8 Dreamgirls
1/17 Children of Men
1/26 Smokin' Aces
1/28 Catch & Release
2/4 Because I Said So
2/16 Bridge to Terabithia
2/28 Reno 911!: Miami
3/2 Zodiac
3/7 Pan's Labyrinth
3/9 300 (Digital)
3/18 Bridge to Terabithia (Again, with Kim & Dave this time)
3/24 TMNT
3/31 Meet the Robinsons (3D)
4/4 Blades of Glory (Good stuff, loved Amy Poehler, Will Arnett and Jenna Fischer.)
4/11 Grindhouse (Planet Terror was kinda fun, but Death Proof was awesome.)
4/14 Disturbia (Cool thriller, tense and well acted.)
4/19 Knocked Up (Special pre-screening put on by the Rutgers Program Council, very funny stuff)
4/25 Hot Fuzz
4/27 Hot Fuzz (Yes, again. Sue me.)
4/27 Fracture (Zzzz...huh? Ryan Gosling shirtless?)
5/3 Spider-Man 3 (Bad memories, oh the bad memories...)
5/11 The Ex (I like Jason Bateman and Zach Braff, sadly afterwards I realized I didn't like them THIS much.)
5/15 Waitress (OMG, love it. Keri Russell is adorable and Nathan Fillion is... well, Captain Tightpants.)
5/18 Shrek 3 (Cute, but felt way too 'kiddie.' The other two were good for all ages.)
5/24 Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (Great way to bring some closure while laying story ideas for more)
Total movies seen (not counting repeat views): 23
Ok, I'll start this out by saying I never saw Shaun of the Dead or the British TV show Spaced so I went into Hot Fuzz a Wright/Pegg/Frost virgin. This being the case, I really had no idea what to expect. I'm generally a fan of the dry and dark British sort of humor, and I'd been hearing glowing things about this movie since it came out on Friday, so yesterday I decided to get out of the room and go see a matinée.
Short story, Hot Fuzz was nothing short of amazing. Seriously, I don't think I've laughed this hard at a movie in a while. Not only that, but the humor was very smart and didn't rely on slap-stick type events all that often.The movie narrowly walks the line between parody and homage in terms of action police movies.You know, the buddy cop formula with big explosions, car chases and guns, lots and lots of guns. Nick Frost's character, Danny, is obsessed with these American and Hong Kong action movies and references a ton of them during the movie. The running gags involving a swan, Aaron A. Aaronson, Point Break & Bad Boys 2 are absolutely hysterical.
Simon Pegg is awesome, definitely a new favorite of mine. He's right up there with Ricky Gervais as far as I'm concerned. You totally buy him as a neurotic, type-A overachiever who excels in his work and doesn't know how to "switch off." He's so good, in fact, that he's making the rest of the London police force, er, service, look bad so they reassign him to a sleepy country village. Nick Frost is the perfect comic relief to Pegg's straightman. He's pretty bumbling, and obviously envies and looks up to Pegg's character, Nicholas Angel. There's a really pretty amazing scene where the two talk about why they decided to become police officers, and it's for two very different reasons. Danny's quip at the end of this conversation is great. As the relationship grows between the two of them in the movie, so does the comedic chemistry.
The supporting cast is pretty astounding, with Jim Broadbent and Timothy Dalton as a character I like to think of as "If James Bond owned a Grocery store." Dalton's performance is just one of the amazingly funny things in this movie, I'm amazed there was any scenery left after Dalton got done chewing it thoroughly.
So Hot Fuzz gets a definite A from me, it was a little long, but the ride is so much fun you barely notice the length. Now excuse me, while I go dig up a copy of Shaun of the Dead and catch up.
